EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
im sleepy and my blankets are an absolutely perfect temperature and i can sleep in tomorrow. only thing that’d make it better would be falling asleep cuddling. but it’s still a good night :)
If I woke up tomorrow with a male body you can bet your booty I would try to have sex with literally everything. You got a dingle dangle you try and put it in things. Those are the rules. “Would you have sex with a woman?” Hell yeah. “Would you have sex with a man?” Hell yeah. Every which way. I’d fuck it all. You don’t know what it’s like not having a penis. You can’t do anything fun. I’d pee my name in the snow. I’d order a regular pizza, cut a hole in it and put my dick in it and say “hey, who ordered sausage?” Helicopter the shit out of that thing. Grind on somebody. Put a hat on it. Waste no opportunity.
tbh i dont care if theres some tiny little shred of evidence that gallifreyans arent ace if youre fighting against canon representation you are a toxic piece of shit bye
i have proof that all gallifreyans are ace, this is what they look like without perception filters